sci-fi: man i just came up with a revolutionary new concept for a fictional alien species, check this out
ok, so there’s this species, right, and they’re TOTALLY DIFFERENT from us. they’re all humanoid, they all use a rigid male/female sex/gender binary, their accepted norm is heterosexual monogamous relationships, and the women all have breasts, whether the species is mammalian or not
but, get this, they have purple skin!!!
DM: There are bones on the floor of this room, scattered around, even some still forming skeletons. What do you do?
Wizard: I pick up one of the skulls.
DM: The skeletons animate!
Wizard: I turn the skull to my face and use it like a puppet. “UH OH.”